Good Morning;
One last bit of "Twisted Trivia" to end the Year 2009:
Do you know why we tend to drink so much on New Years,(in the Judeo-Christian culture), particularly the guys?
Part of it is post-partum birth trauma/race memory/muscle memory. Do you realize that New Years Day is 8 days after the birth of Jesus? And what happens to a Jewish male baby on the eighth day after birth?........
Can you say Bris Milah boys and girls....(or Brit Milah)....Go ahead GOOGLE it, I'll wait.....
Okay ladies stop grinning in sadistic glee, and guys you can let go and stop cringing now, it's already done.
Yup, New Years day....celebrating the work of the Moyhel...on Your Saviour.
(Oy Vey, did you hear, he saved all the 'clippings', sewed them together, and now has a wallet that turns into a briefcase when you stroke it....ROTFLMAO!!!!)
{with thanks..or blame..lol...to Neil for the inspiration for this silliness}
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Hey...put down that knife....Rabbi, youv'e had too much to drink, you're hands are shaking.......oops...OOPS...whattya mean OOPS!!
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