Hello;
As Promised;
The Top Ten Benefits Of Being Homeless:
10)- No Property Taxes
9)- No Gas and Electric Bills
8)- No Door To Door Salesman
7)- Mayor Dixon's Once A Week Trash Pickup Is Not An Issue
6)- Unwanted Visits By The Inlaws Are Eliminated
5)- No Junk Mail
4)- No Excess Possessions
3)- Frequent 'Al Fresco' Dining Opportunities
2)- Multiple Chances To Experience Nature Firsthand
1)- NO PERFORMANCE ANXIETY!!!
(when a beautiful woman smiles and hands you money, she's not trying to pick you up!!!!!!!!)
See Ya....................Dave
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